this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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