I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I wish they made helmets for livers.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
How does one acquire holy water?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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