i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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