is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
NoShamevember. You game?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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