I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
operation have a gay friend backfired
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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