He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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