Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
