People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
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