So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
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