More tranny stories later!
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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