Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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