i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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