I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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