I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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