i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Do vagina's smell?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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