ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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