Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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