i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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