That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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