he puts the penis in happiness.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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