i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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