yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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