Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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