i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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