There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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