Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Randomize
