I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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