New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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