And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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