She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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