This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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