Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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