Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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