my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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