i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
