Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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