Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
operation have a gay friend backfired
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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