I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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