I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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