they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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