I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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