The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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