didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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