I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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