Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
