We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
that may or may not have been my penis.
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