ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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