I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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