handjob tips. give me some.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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