...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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